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THE TOILET PAPER THEORY
[RECOVERED FILE: 05-17-1983] [DECLASSIFIED: 03-22-2023]
The Toilet Paper Theory (TPT) represents a groundbreaking economic framework first conceptualized by Dr. Harold Whipple (1978) at the Asymmetric Value Research Institute. Initially dismissed as fringe economics, recent market anomalies have forced a reevaluation of its core principles.
WARNING: This document contains information that challenges conventional economic wisdom. Proceed with intellectual caution.
DOCUMENT ID: TPT-8322-ALPHA
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